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Flarf: A quality of intentional or unintentional "flarfiness." A kind of corrosive, cute, or cloying, awfulness. Wrong. Un-P.C. Out of control. "Not okay."
Flarf (2): The work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of "flarfiness." Heavy usage of Google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively Google-based. Community in the sense that one example leads to another's reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. Poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public. Flarf (3) (verb): To bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text. Flarfy: To be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, fucked-up, un-P.C. To take unexpected turns; to be jarring. Doing what one is "not supposed to do." Mm-hmm
Yeah, mm-hmm, it's true big birds make big doo! I got fire inside my "huppa"-chimp(TM) gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god wanna DOOT! DOOT! Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey! oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take AWWWWWL your monee, honee (tee hee) uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah hey! hey! you stoopid Mick! get off the paddy field and git me some chocolate Quik put a Q-tip in it and stir it up sick pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-DING DONG fuck! shit! piss! oh it's so sad that syndrome what's it called tourette's make me HAI-EE! shout out loud Cuz I love thee. Thank you God, for listening! |
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all of the non-bud trimmings of a marijuana plant used to make hash "Dude I just finished harvesting and i have a massive bag of flarf to make hash with.
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A gerbil's natural habitat. Flarfs are commonly created by multiple leftover natches in David Hasslehoff's fridge. Shane likes to smear flarf over his chest and head over for his job interview.
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