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7. flarb
a dumb fat homo with no life that takes money from old ladys for donut money or food.
yo , that guys such a flarb he totally ganked that ladys chicken!
1. flarb
Also spelled "phlarb"

An old insult used to describe an often uncool, perverted person who enjoys sniffing biycyle seats.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that weird guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah, dude. He's such a flarb
2. flarb
Baby barf; any substance or object which a baby regurgitates.
Gross! Leanne's baby just got flarb all over my shirt.
3. flarb
fold of skin on a skinny persons tummy when the scrunch up and say they have jelly rolls and think theyre fat.
"oh my gosh, alyssa's has nothing but flarb!"
4. flarb
To coat with butter.
1: What is he doing?
2: He's flarbing that canvas with some margarine.
5. Flarb
Used in place of Fuck. Can also be used for other profanities.
"I just flarbed this hot chick at the motel!"

"What the flarb!?"

"The flarbing garbage man's flarbing late again!"
by Alex Ivey Mar 8, 2004 add a video
6. Flarb
A person that passes gas in while sitting in the bathtub, and then bites the bubbles.
That dudes just a flarb
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