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Floppulant 

The inability to have an erection. The classical case in which a penis lacks strength and/or vigour.
Yo, my buddy Alex brought this fine ass chick back home, but he got all floppulant during foreplay
Floppulant by TheHinduThatYouDo March 14, 2013

Count Flapula 

A lady's private parts personified
Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!
Count Flapula by braceyajax February 11, 2010

Flapulate 

(v.) Oral flatulence - people who talk confidently about things they have little to no idea about. Usually comes with a strong odor of bullsh*t, and a follow-up helping of "STFU"
Our CTO flapulated to the investors about our newest product, they'll believe anything!
Flapulate by cliftonium May 10, 2004

fappulater 

When you want a girl to masturbate with you at a later time or date
I got to go home now, but I'll fappulater

Flapulation 

In the TV show Jon&Kate plus 8, Kate describes her huge flabby belly after giving birth to sextuplets.
I got a tummy tuck and now the flapulations are gone.
Flapulation by Empty-Oh October 23, 2008

flapulas 

Could be anything from Long labias to major fat hanging from around the arms.
How did that date go last night? woah... awesom but that chic had some major flapulas.

OR

Look at the fat hangin off of that dude. Those aint Flaps their Flapulas.
flapulas by The.Sniper June 21, 2014