fappily 

In the manner of the act of fapping or relating to the act.

Just found a funny typo while proofreading my next book: fappily for happily. What should fappily mean?

The young man fappily went home from the adult book store.

fappily by draumden August 26, 2010

flippity flappity 

1. A phrase used as a sentence filler when trying to remember a word.

2. A codename for a secret term, usually a place or action.

3. A word to describe bullshit, or something that's said to be true when it's really not.

4. Another word for excitement.

1. "I think he was being... uh... flippity flappity... discriminatory!"

2. "Let's go flippity flappity."

3. "That's a real load of flippity flappity."

4. "There's been a lot of flippity flappity on the news lately."

flippity flappity by Poncho Franzwarez December 24, 2009

fappily ever after 

When one finally accepts their destiny to be alone forever, and are finally content to spend their evenings alone with the internet, and the endless amount of porn within. Fappily Ever After implies one is happy to spend eternity fapping to porn, hentai, rule 34, pics of nudist beaches, etc.

Greg realized that because of his male pattern baldness, not to mention his halitosis, and being a massive nerd, his only date would be with Rosy Palm. But he was on with that, cause by now he was a master fapper. So, with his phone in one hand and trouser snake in the other, he brought up his favorite porn sites. And he lived Fappily Ever After.

fappily ever after by BlackWaltz3 April 25, 2019

fappily married

That point in your marriage when you and your wife aren't having sex anymore; you just masterbate more often.

Hey, dude, are you and your wife still happily married? No, just fappily married.

fappily married by Hugeau March 13, 2014

flappity

Saggy vagina lips.

That slut fucked so many guys, her pussy has to be all flappity.

flappity by Carve a ham! August 22, 2011

flappity cheeks 

a sound that comes from an older person as they pass gas and air rushes out of their anus and between their soft, dough-like buttocks. can also make a flippity flappity sound.

grandkid 1: man! grandma farted!! did you smell it?

grandkid 2: i didn't just smell it, i felt it! i was sitting right next to her when she did it! i felt those flappity cheeks vibrate through the couch!

grandkid 1: then she just glared at everybody and said what the hell are you little bastards looking at? she didn't even care!

grandkid 2: i know!! i love grandma!!!

grandkid 1: let's give her some beans maybe she'll do it again! then we can record the sound coming out of her!

flappity cheeks by negro jones strikes again December 9, 2008

lappity flappity 

Zerberting the vagina

She was more humid than a Florida summer. I couldn't help but giving her face time with some crazy horse lips...towel highly recommended for the cheeks....when she settled down she asked me why I did that...all I could say in the form of a question was...lappity flappity?

lappity flappity by cykofiend February 24, 2014