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flatpacking 

The Process of Putting Flat pack furniture (think IKEA) back into its original Box

The process of Un-Flatpacking is removing flat pack furniture from the box and forming it into the product.
Hey Man, I'm moving house, want to help me with some flatpacking? I have an Ikea desk and the original Box
flatpacking by IkeaSwede September 2, 2012
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flapjackin'

The act of folding the excess body cleavage of an obese man or woman, typically used for making sweet love to an alternative orafice. Crisco, rendered bacon fat and luke warm butter are all optional.
Leroy: Dude, I went hoggin' on some white bread last night.
Darryl: Did you get the stank?
Leroy: (ashamed look)
Darryl: Don't tell me you went flapjackin' again mothafucka!
Leroy: It wasn't my fault, dat bitch passed out cold so I found a flap and I jacked it!
Darryl: Hell yeah! Jack dat flap negro!
flapjackin' by DarrylandLeroy January 30, 2009

Flapjacking 

A male with an erection, lies on his back while a second erect male inserts the penis of the first into his anus then lies back. A third male inserts the penis of the second into his anus and lies back forming a stack. A three man stack is known as a short stack, A stack of four or more is known as a full stack. Full stacking has the added benefit of asphyxiating the bottom participants. The flapjacking experience can be enhanced by using maple syrup as lube and having each participant massage the balls of the person above.
Mark, Mike, Jason and Joel were planning a full stack flapjacking session last night but Joel didn't show, so the three had to make do with a short stack.
Flapjacking by crankbait July 27, 2012

Flappacino 

When your dick becomes a swizzle stick for molten diarrhea after ass fucking a fatty.
Dude! I was ass plowing my fatty fantasy last night and she totally flappacinoed my cock! It still smells like shit!
Flappacino by Moose knuckle h8r September 28, 2017

Flapjacking 

That girls ass was so round and fat that I was flapjacking that shit all night long!!
Flapjacking by jjstl April 27, 2010

flapjacking 

to roll down the windows of your car and let your boobs hang out and flap in the wind.
emma was flapjacking last night.
flapjacking by ashannah March 3, 2010

Flapjacking 

"flapjacking!" (v.) - to engage in sexual interaction with another. (2) Usually follows cupcaking and/or cheesecaking.
I was flapjacking all night long with this FINE ass girl named mahlet!
Flapjacking by Mahlet, Sable December 8, 2006