twat the flapcake 

to caressingly grappel the male cock in and out of the female keyhole. To fuck.

Yo dude you have to twat the flapcake on your ho, that jawn looks ready for action.

twat the flapcake by eljefe June 11, 2008

Flabcake 

A lazy person (generally overweight)

I can't believe you wouldn't pass me the remote - you're such a flabcake!

Flabcake by Nools August 13, 2014

fapcake 

A desirable, but unattainable young woman.

Just saw this sexy girl on YouTube twerking in yoga pants. Wow! She's my fapcake of the week.

fapcake by Paul Morphy April 29, 2019

belgium flatcake

You are having sex with a girl in the reverse cowgirl position. She takes a dump on your stomach while riding your shaft and as she comes back down she squashes the bum chutney.

Hey girl I've noticed you've been farting a lot lately. Do you want to have a Belgium flatcake ?

belgium flatcake by Psychoarmour September 18, 2017

flancake 

one who is easily angered and loves alcohol.

flancake hit me in the balls for no reason...

i like flancake.

flancake by boob magee December 14, 2006

Flopcake 

A word used to describe major ‘flops’

Marley “damn your a flopcake “
Daniel “ yeah I know”

Flopcake by Flopcake_172 March 11, 2023

Flatcake 

It's a more polite way to say fucking shit , because there are (video)websites that censor or hide some comments , this is because of certain word usage !!!!

Well Sir , You have the absolute right to believe whatever you want , I really don't give a flying flatcake !!!!

Flatcake by Holy Scheiße May 24, 2024