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Gribble flange 

(grĭb′əl flănj)

n.

A Gribble flange is actually the device that causes electronic and mechanical devices to fail just a few weeks after warranty expires. Accurately tunable to suit different warranty periods. Perfected by Apple to require only a new improved OS every six months or so.

Formerly seen as a money grabbing device to benefit the manufacturer, now seen by Gen Y as no more than a friendly reminder that whatever the device is, it's about time we had a new one. In a different colour.
Ted: 'Where's your new iThingy?'

Bill: 'The Gribble Flange kicked in early - it's in the shop for repairs. Hope they forget to reset the timer chip.'
Gribble flange by KeithMyArthe March 3, 2014

ned flangers 

Code between jamming buddies to use the Flanger effect pedal on the guitar for the song they're about to play.
A warm hearted reference to Ned Flanders, neighbor of The Simpsons.
Ex ;

E - " What pedal you gonna use for that ? "

M - " Dude ! Ned Flangers man ! "
A flange is just another word used to describe the female genitalia.

Used in a derogatory way, the word ‘Flange’ could be used instead of words like:-
Cunt, Axe wound, Clam, Giny, Vage, Vajayjay
Aye bro, did you get any flange on the weekend? ;)”
Flange by LIL-miss-LOU May 5, 2018

Flange Paste 

The sticky mucus like fluid found inside a girls vagina. Can leak externally under certain circumstances.
Wow, that flange paste really got the engine oil out from under my fingernails.
Flange Paste by gerald_holmes January 20, 2009

flange batter 

This is commonly British termanology for when the juices of a female come out of the vagina. This "vagina" produces flange batter during what is known as foreplay.

Flange batter is an excellent and completely natural source for the wetting of the vagina. This leaves the axe gash open and ready lubed up for a good session.
- Darling, you must have been horny tonight, your flange batter is all over my sheets. Wow thats wet!

- Angela, your flange batter tastes like jiblets, now go have a wash.
flange batter by Marc588 June 29, 2006

flange-tastic

An exclamation of greatness to the flangeth degree.

Often said mid sigh.
While watching his favourite episode of G-String Divas Lou let out a sigh and exclaimed "flange-tastic!"