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4. flanders
A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.
Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?
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1. flanders
Someone who takes christianity too seriously, revolving most or all of their everyday life around God and/or the bible.
Those 'Jesus Saves' guys are a bunch of flanderses.
by Devin A. Dec 27, 2003 add a video
2. Flanders
The Dutch speaking region of the country Belgium. Inhabitants of this region are called Flemmings (No there isn't a country called "Flemm")The French speaking part of Belgium is called Wallonia.
You are a Lemming??
-No, I am a Flemming, inhabitant of Flanders, the Dutch speaking region of Belgium.
3. Flanders
Somebody who never does anything wrong, a do-gooder. This person will often seem to good to be true.
I can't believe how perfect she is it's like she's not even human, she is such a Flanders.
5. flanders
a teacher/man who looks exactly like ned flanders and likes young girls
Evan: dude check out that flanders!
Mike: i know that cock was checking out my woman yesturday!
6. flanders
Name of a street in Portland Oregon that the poular Simpsons character "Nell Flanders" is named after. Other Potland references include "Roger Meyers", Herbert Powell, Mayor Quimby, Bob Terwilliger etc etc
See: http://www.snpp.com/guides/whoiswho.html
by Diacetylmorphine Jun 8, 2005 add a video
7. flanders
That annoying guy, that needs to learn to shut up at certain points.
Flanders: "haha, i raped your sister too"

Response: "Stupid Flanders"
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