A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.
Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?
by Tommyt August 29, 2007
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Someone who takes christianity too seriously, revolving most or all of their everyday life around God and/or the bible.
Those 'Jesus Saves' guys are a bunch of flanderses.
by Devin A. December 27, 2003
The Dutch speaking region of the country Belgium. Inhabitants of this region are called Flemmings (No there isn't a country called "Flemm")The French speaking part of Belgium is called Wallonia.
You are a Lemming??
-No, I am a Flemming, inhabitant of Flanders, the Dutch speaking region of Belgium.
by Momma Roach October 09, 2005
Somebody who never does anything wrong, a do-gooder. This person will often seem to good to be true.
I can't believe how perfect she is it's like she's not even human, she is such a Flanders.
by phantom004 November 02, 2005
A flander is a tiny cat for your dog to keep it company while your out on a walk. There is no smaller pet for your flander. They don't make cats that small.
- My dog gets really unhappy when I leave for work, so he breaks things.

- Well, have you tried getting him a flander?
by JALSJ April 07, 2011
a teacher/man who looks exactly like ned flanders and likes young girls
Evan: dude check out that flanders!
Mike: i know that cock was checking out my woman yesturday!
by katy4662 May 02, 2008
it means ur gay and a nerd like ned flander
GOD,,, ur such a flander
by summit12 March 31, 2005
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