It's all the craze to seagull your friends in England, which is ejaculating into your hand and smacking the hell out of your friends in the face. What about females? What can these poor creatures of fate do to mimic males (as they've done for millenniums)? Ahhh have we found the solution! What are women good at you may ask? Arguably one of three things. Cooking (the arguable portion), Producing Children, and Menstruating!!! Finally women put their skills to ardent use. As they menstruate into their hands they whack males in the face with their vagina juice. That my disgusted friends is a flamingo.
Ahhhh (with a cringed face) dude, that skag just flamingoed his face with her vagina juice.
by Aussie Jameen April 19, 2010
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The letter O on fire.
Check it out! A flaming-O!
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 02, 2003
Flamingos are simply the tools of the U.S. government around the world. C'mon, like there's really such thing as a big bird that ALWAYS stands on one foot?! That so called "foot" is simply a pole for the wires to trail down, ya know, the ones that are connected to the camera in those beady little eyes. They aren't animals. They are machines tracking your movement. Ever hear something strange at night, look out the window and see something pink? That's right. Spy-bird, codenamed "Flamingo" Now I have to go, because the government is probably going to trace me after sending this message.
Kill all the flamingos! The government knows more than you think!
by Oddjobguy147 March 03, 2007
A sex game in which your partner tries to balance on one foot for as long as she can as you fuck her in the ass
Dude, me and Chrissy played Flamingo last night, she lasted 5 minutes!
by Flamingo-playa January 12, 2006
Big haired, pink lipped, purple eyeshadow crazy old ladies who occasionally leave their trailers in Florida to visit (other) tourist traps.
"Some Flamingo bought that tacky piece of shit."
by Suzita March 03, 2007
A really cool pink bird that can fly and is pink and stuff! it is pretty big and they can live to 44 years old
thats one old flamingos!
by Loco 90 October 30, 2006
A reference to any majestic female individual who has potentially friend zoned or let down a long lover and created agony within their lives. The boys affected by this individual woman often scream out "No more flamingos!" in relief of removing this uncanny person from their lives.
Mitchell: Fuck that flamingo man, she ruined my life
Chad: NO MORE FLAMINGOS!!!
Chad: NO MORE FLAMINGOS!!!
by Kuchinator May 11, 2014
Someone at the gym who only works out their upper body and has skinny legs.
"Rofl, check out the flamingo walkin' over to the bench press"
by bigwang69 November 25, 2009