Flamingos are simply the tools of the U.S. government around the world. C'mon, like there's really such thing as a big bird that ALWAYS stands on one foot?! That so called "foot" is simply a pole for the wires to trail down, ya know, the ones that are connected to the camera in those beady little eyes. They aren't animals. They are machines tracking your movement. Ever hear something strange at night, look out the window and see something pink? That's right. Spy-bird, codenamed "Flamingo" Now I have to go, because the government is probably going to trace me after sending this message.

The letter O on fire.

Big haired, pink lipped, purple eyeshadow crazy old ladies who occasionally leave their trailers in Florida to visit (other) tourist traps.

A sex game in which your partner tries to balance on one foot for as long as she can as you fuck her in the ass

A hockey move, usually performed by forwards trying to play defence. The technique involves raising one leg while the opposing player takes a shot from the point, instead of doing what you are paid to do, which is to block the shot.
The end result is usually a deflection or screening the goalie, thus causing a goal.

Someone at the gym who only works out their upper body and has skinny legs.

(v.) the act of dancing to a Brandon Flowers song, especially at one of his concerts.

(n.) the name of Brandon Flowers' new solo album