Etymology: Middle English flaume, flaumbe, from Latin flammula, diminutive of flamma flame; akin to Latin flagrare to burn
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English hOp; akin to Middle Dutch hoep ring, hoop
1) residual asshole injury typically cause by the fire shits
see also: sore-hoop and hoop-sting
"Excuse me Mr Pharmacist, I need some Preparation-H; H as in hoop for my flaming hoop!"
"No thanks, I prefer to stand as I have some serious flaming hoop"