an eagle unlike any other eagle. this bird wants only one thing, which is to destroy. covered in barbed wire with snakes coming out of its eyes its also on fire. one look into its eyes and your doomsday is upon you. bitch. it also rides a moped designed like a harley because it has no liscense.
-clyde "omg leroy look behind you! the flaming death eagle of death is on its motorbike."
-leroy. "garble garble garble!"
.. that was the sound of leroys death.
rip leroy franklin parker jr. 1983-2009