Top Definition
The act of lighting your partner's hair on fire and then proceeding to put it out by shitting on their face, hopefully inducing pink-eye.
Eva: "AAAHHHHH!!! My hair's on fire!!!"
Steve: "Flamenskwat bitch!"

...(Eva: "Not again!! At least this time I'd better not get pink-eye!")
by Mingey Mack February 28, 2008

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