flatubate

The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?

"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."

flatubate by Bugsy McDingle January 11, 2012

flamebait 

An email, usually to a message board, written with intent to offend\anger\enrage other persons, so that they will send a flaming email in reply.

I think you guys are stupid for coming to this messageboard devoted to such a waste of space as insert celebrity here

flamebait by ryan March 24, 2004

flamebaiter

A douche who practices the art of the Flamebait. Someone who posts in a message board or forum for the sole purpose of starting asinine pointless arguements. Is generally hated by most.

Douche_king69 started more flamewars on the forum today, man, that guy is such a flamebaiter.

flamebaiter by KingTom S January 18, 2008

flamebait 

1) Flame bait is a message posted to a public Internet discussion group, such as a forum, newsgroup or mailing list, with the intent of provoking an angry response (a "flame") or argument over a topic the "troll" (original poster provoking angry response) often has no real interest in, and finds humour, or entertainment in reactions.

2) Flame bait can be a person unfamiliar with a certain discussion/topic on an internet discussion group, possibly saying things that would provoke an angry, teasing, or overall negative response.

1)KingR3aper: Starcraft II is going to suck. It is going to be the same thing as Starcraft I with new graphics. You're all losers.

(Here, KingR3aper, being the 'troll', is purposely provoking an angry or negative response from offended starcraft fans. Flame Baiting)

(offended fans)
STRCFTFAN1337: GO SCRWE URSELF STARCRAFT IS AWESOME U FAG
ILESSTHAN3BLZRD: GTFO YOUTUBE STARCRAFT IS BOSS
IMA13YROLDBOI: NO YOURS TUPID! U ONLY SAY THAT CUZ U SUCK AT THE GAME

2) Imanub123: Hey, I'm new to computers. I'm at a local library right now. My friend said that I have to clean out my computer, thats why it was so slow. So I opened my computer and scrubbed with soap and water, and now its not working. Does anyone know why?

Mrgudsenseofsmell: I smell Flamebait...o.o
KingR3aper: ....Dear god. Why are you even alive? Do you forget to breathe?
1337sauce: *facepalm* I've never heard something so frking stupid in my life.

flamebait by KingR3aper May 2, 2009

flamebot 

the gayest guy of the future

Derrick: "look at that flamebot!"
John: "thats just David Hasselhoff"

flamebot by LightNinG2008 June 28, 2011

flameboat 

A blatant homosexual

"Look at that flameboat playing DDR"

flameboat by Tyrone2235 May 28, 2007

Flamecakes 

Flamecakes are like pancakes but more awesome.

More fucking awesome and made with fire. And passion.

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GOD, I'm so FUCKING HUNGRY! I need some FLAMECAKES.

Q: Do you serve pancakes here?
A: Forget those old-gen pancakes...EAT FLAMECAKES.

You need to put some flames on those pancakes.

Flamecakes by Flamecakeluver246 October 8, 2006