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Flashbanged 

When you smoke pot and your ears ring and your vision gets blurry, nausea, uneasy feeling, tired. Gets better after about 5-10 min
Bro1: “Yo my ears are ringing and I can’t see. What kind of weed is this”
Bro2: “Lmao bro you got flashbanged”
Flashbanged by YWBobby June 10, 2018

Flashbanged 

When you hook up with an ugly girl without ever having a good look at her face.
Man 1 "bro, why did you hook up with that chick she's dirty"
Man 2 "man, i got flashbanged"
Flashbanged by SoTrueeeeBro November 30, 2010

flashbanged 

when you get so drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated that you can no longer see or understand what is going on. However, you are still able to get extremely lucky and sometimes score.
Dude, I was so flashbanged last night but I still scored with Emily.
flashbanged by SammyDSAE March 30, 2011

flashbanged 

when you write FLASHBANG on a piece of paper, hand it to someone and once they read it you shank them.
DUDE I GAVE KEVIN A FLASHBANG then we shanked the shit outa him. o man it got everywhere....
flashbanged by atticus February 19, 2005

flamebagged 

When a prankster puts a brown paper bag filled with some type of feces in it on your porch, lights it on fire, then rings your doorbell. You just got 'flamebagged'. DO NOT STOMP IT OUT! Go back in the house, get some water in a cup or something and put it out.
Dude, I totally flamebagged my neighbor because I am sick of picking up his dog's poop in my yard! It was hilarious & very fitting! I even filmed it for youtube!
flamebagged by d00db0x September 19, 2009

Flamebang 

An insult to girls as to mean to fuck them so hard intense and painfully that they would cry out loud
"Flamebang you fucking ass cunt"
Flamebang by Stupid idiot 4 April 9, 2009