flakatakin 

The name of a swag pub where Keanu reeves eats villagers also cats in recycling

“Mans finna head down to the flakatakin”
“Keanu reeves might eat you though”

flakatakin by Ginger person February 8, 2021

Flaktar 

The most important, most powerful being in existence... He despises the sight of lampshades, giving him the nickname "Flaktar, destroyer of lampshades

"BEHOLD! IT IS I, FLAKTAR, DESTROYER OF LAMPSHADES!!!"

"Lamshaaaaaaaade!!...." *shakes fist in an angry, 'I will get my revenge' manner*

Flaktar by Dangea June 21, 2009

flaketard 

A person whose level of flakiness (i.e. unreliability, undependability, fickleness, etc.) is so extreme that it borders on magnitude of mental retardation.

First he says he'll call me right back, which he doesn't. Then he begs me to go out last Saturday only to bail out when I call him when he's late. What a flaketard!

flaketard by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006

Flakistan 

(n): a place in which people who flake out constantly are from; a country somewhere near the other "stans" that consists of flakes.

Dude can you believe Christina for bailing on us? She totally needs to go back to her home country of Flakistan.

Flakistan by fockeybrofolifeyo September 3, 2010

FlaniTan ™ 

Any mishap with fake tan, but in particular use in reference to someone/or yourself who has applied too much fake tan and has gone a very stupid shade of brown!

Did you see how brown the bride was?
Yes she must had had a FlaniTan ™

Oh no too much lotion now ive got a FlaniTan ™

FlaniTan ™ by PiXiE DuSt December 4, 2012

flaketard 

A whiner who posts rants on Facebook, who never calls back and invents ridiculous stupid ideas like "flaketard"

Yo T, why you such a flaketard beatch!

flaketard by Tiiisuuun May 7, 2010

Flakian 

Of or related to a Rhetorical tactic used to deflect attention away from an issue while absolving the user of all moral responsibility to actually do something about the problem at hand.

This is often characterized by the use of furrowed brows and obsequious platitudes to further spineless political ambitions while providing little substance or evidence of character.

Common trademarks of Flakian rhetoric are the use of phrases such as:

“Very disappointing”; “It troubles me”; “I do not take this lightly”; “this is not to be taken lightly”

See also: Gaslighting

Generic Politician: “The president’s recent actions on this are beyond troubling. We must see to it we get back to the work of the people. Jobs. Tax cuts. Economic growth. Let’s not let the other side politicize this and make it a distraction. I promise you, none of us take this lightly.” *Turns from cameras and heads to the fourth tee never to be heard from again*

Viewer: “God, I’m tired of this Flakian BS! Just admit none of you don’t give a damn.”

Flakian by @PoliticalProletariat October 19, 2018