Flakass 

Somebody who unnecessarily criticizes somebody, everybody, or a small group of people like an asshole for no reason other than being an annoying ass prick.

Person 1: “Jeremy is such a fucking flakass.”
Person 2: “I know right! One time I was trying write an essay and this mf looks at it in 3 seconds and then pulls out a 5 page lecture about how bad it is before I even started writing it!”

Flakass by A human I guess August 28, 2022

Flakation 

The period whereafter a friend flakes on you and then becomes completely unreachable and virtually non-existent.

Katey: "Dave was supposed to meet me out for drinks on Tuesday, but he totally flaked and didn't show. And now he's not returning any of my calls."

Josh: "Yeah. Sounds like he's on one of his flakations."

Flakation by jimster360 February 5, 2010

flakestate

A word developed by Lliam Bishop Evans
in 2014 that means whatever you want it to mean; though It was created with Quantum Theory in mind.

This is the name of an Alternative Rock/Electronic band that can be
found at : www.Flakestate.com

L O V E

1. "I am in a flakestate."
2. “Flextape? ... Flanksteak? ... Oh Okay, Flakestate.”
3. “Hey Brian, have you heard of that band called Flakestate?”

flakestate by anklenoise June 9, 2020

flakatakin 

The name of a swag pub where Keanu reeves eats villagers also cats in recycling

“Mans finna head down to the flakatakin”
“Keanu reeves might eat you though”

flakatakin by Ginger person February 8, 2021

Flakasaurus rex 

n. (flake-a-sore-us-rex) a. Someone who is unreliable and never does what they say they are going to do.
b. The biggest flake you know.

Tim: Hey, John, I thought you said you were coming.

John: No, dude, I have to wash my dog.

Tim: You're such a flakasaurus rex.

Flakasaurus rex by -Angel- July 16, 2011

Flakistan 

(n): a place in which people who flake out constantly are from; a country somewhere near the other "stans" that consists of flakes.

Dude can you believe Christina for bailing on us? She totally needs to go back to her home country of Flakistan.

Flakistan by fockeybrofolifeyo September 3, 2010

flagastritate 

the art of burning toast on one side.

You Flagastritated my toast quite nicely.

flagastritate by Hannah Hope and Ben Campau May 13, 2008