vag flaj 

the female cock block

yo lisa! you totally vag flajed me! evan wanted it so you should have left.

vag flaj by bosoxcrazy5 June 8, 2009

flajaundice 

Used to refer to an unknown disease, most commonly a disease of the sexually transmitted variety.

Carmine: Did you see that chick Sylvester took home last night?
Dude: Yeah she was sketchy, he probably caught the flajaundice.
Carmine: He should get that checked.


Ricky: Does this look like syphilis to you?
Steve: I don't know but it's flajaundice for sure.
Ricky: I should get that checked.

flajaundice by larrysellers October 16, 2008

flajberry 

Berry of choice for gnomes and other small mythological woodland creatures, flajberries grow on bushes often seen near gnome dwellings. Flajberries are naturally good for you.

That was a delicious flajberry pie. I feel so happy and creative, I’m going to write some music!

flajberry by Pnutgirl September 20, 2021

flajoyken 

The insertation of a finger in your rectum while recieving oral sex on the toilet.

she gives the best flajoykens

flajoyken by ya momma September 1, 2004

Flajizm 

The act of sending semen flying into the air during the process of masturbation.

"I was masturbating and then I Flajizm-ed like you can't believe"

"You have to Flajizm, it looks so cool!"

Flajizm by Marko Siklich June 16, 2008

Flajib 

Unsettled, directionless, without purpose or goal

Friend: "What do you want to eat tonight?"
Me: "Umm, pizza... wait, nah... maybe a Parma with chips. No I want veggies. Or maybe salad. Actually I don't want any of that . Help me."
Friend: "Can you just make a choice bro?"

Me "No... I'm all flajib"

Flajib by FlajibPseudonym April 17, 2017

Flajam 

The sound a volleyball makes when stuck hard

The ball when flajam after Fred hit it

Flajam by Wfsv February 28, 2018