A single flair is a flight of stairs. Plural: Flairs
I climbed 5 flairs to get up here.
when a womans flaps have been bumped and grinded too much so that they have been bust open like a dwarfs hairy nuddger throdder.
"mum, you have beutiful flap flairs"
a person sporting both the cholo and metrosexual styles at the same time
"dudes wearing a bandana tight on his eyes and pinstripe flairs, that niggahs a metrocholo"
From what I understand, it is tinsel in your hair... Like, something I would expect from a school kid, yet it's for adults?
Think Clown wig.
Check out Beyonce's Hair Flairs! It reminds me of your halloween costume last year!
”The moon is bright tonight”, said the wise mushroom to the unperturbed cripple, “I have been away from my family for too long now and I must return and seek my vengeance, be it with a mallet, or twenty-three Ikea catalogues.”
This legendary tale started in the year of 1720b.c and Mustafa the mushroom (agricultures self named ‘ard man) and Cuthbert the cripple (disabled peoples self named ‘tuna sandwich) had a plan. They would rob Audley Harrison, the local greengrocer and give the peach coloured doubloons to the “help the aged mushroom charity”. This would help fund day trips for the elderly fungi and encourage them to participate more in events in the local community.
Cuthbert and Mustafa were dressed in black (the favourite colour of thieves’, vagabonds and of course the odd ninja) unfortunately for them it was during the day therefore they’re clothing colour didn’t really matter.
Mustafa tried the cat flap, it was open ‘suspicious’ he thought, ‘the greengrocer doesn’t own a cat.’. The two amigos crept inside, making as little noise as possible and sticking to the shadows. Eventually they reached the forbidden fruit (the till) only to be greeted by…
”No money”, screamed Cuthbert, “what a waste of time/effort that was, I’ve just missed the bingo”
They snuck outside into the dimly lit street. All of a sudden four armoured tricycles pulled up by the kerb and surrounded the two mushrooms, they were trapped like a farmer in...
type of hair cut where it flairs up a little
mom i wanna get a jakeando cut
Comes from a Saturday Night Live Episode of Wayne's World against Mr. Hemphill.
It means in this case a brutal offense against morality
Garth: So what did you get, Wayne?
Wayne: Oh, I got, uh.. $50 and a pair of jeans.
Wayne: Shyeah, except the jeabs they got me were flairs.
Garth: Flairs? No way!
Wayne: Way! They're heinous!
Wayne: You think it's a shame?? A shame?
Thank you, Your Heinous!