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1. A disease caught from a friend who's surname is Fletcher.

2. Fletcher aids.
I wouldn't drink that water if I were you, I've got flaids.
We went to Edinburgh and all got flaids.
by Maximator June 26, 2011
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Flaids- having the flu and aids at the same time.
Kenna has a really bad case of the flaids.
by Blaskitballr February 24, 2014
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The combination of Influenza and Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS). Essentially as deadly as AIDS but is spread as easily as the Flu.
Damn, Ana just coughed on me, I hope she doesn't give me Flaids!
by Steven A. March 24, 2007
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The combination of flannel and plaid. Worn by math geeks only.
This flaid won't do, there's no room for my pocket protector.
by parental concern July 05, 2005
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An undiscovered, non-proven and childish word for AIDS that is contained within a fly. Full meaning: Fly Aeroimmune Defficiency Syndrome. Thought to have a relation to cooties.
Watch out for that fly! It might have FLAIDS!
by FLAIDSman November 23, 2010
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