factulate 

(v.) To present poorly thought-out ideas, complete fantasy, or sheer speculation as authoritative and indisputable.

He was known to factulate on a number of topics that he knew little about, confidently making random, incorrect statements on well understood subjects, such as seafood transportation and battery technology.

factulate by SirDinglyDang November 22, 2010

flatubate

The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?

"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."

flatubate by Bugsy McDingle January 11, 2012

Flatuvate 

The act of lifting at least one butt cheek to pass gas.

I know it was that dude over there that farted - I saw him flatuvate.

Flatuvate by Uncle Pervee April 17, 2010

Flatulate 

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."

Guys, I have to flatulate.

Flatulate by the emo clan. October 20, 2008

flacate 

To make flacid.
Being so ugly, you make the horniest, blue-balledest man lose his erection.

Placate is to placid as flacate is to flacid.

-Damn that fat bitch flacated the whole damn party.
-Yeah that hoe has got to go.
-Wow who let her in?

flacate by Jaymses & Mikey O March 10, 2006

flatmate's ear 

The ability to pick out the important parts of a really boring speech and ignore everything else, avoiding being bored while not offending the person speaking.

'boring boring boring boring we're meeting at eight tonight boring boring boring boring.'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'

flatmate's ear by Andrew Doughty May 3, 2008

Fluctuate 

To alter irregularly; to cause to rise and vall or vary irregulary.

The NASDAQ fluctuated from the beginning of the year to the end.

Fluctuate by thomas shinji December 8, 2003