Flakee 

The poor soul who is reportedly the victim of the infamous flaker (or flake). They have likely organised some kind of public outing or friendly get-together, only to be stood up/bailed on unexpectedly with no explanation. They will often try to find the reason for this, but is usually met with a defensive or passive aggressive response, or is just run away from by the flaker (sometimes both). Pronounced "Flake-ee"

Person 1: "As the flakee, I'm deeply offended by your flaking on brunch."
Person 2: "Er...I was super busy sleeping at the time, um, sorry not sorry" *runs away*

Flakee by Mickey_G_ April 12, 2019

Flacker 

Gluten free multigrain cracker. From the Greco romain word flackus which means to vomit after a small meal.

"Those flackers aren't actually edible", exclaimed Jon as he spits out his bourbon.

Flacker by Papabear November 12, 2016

Flackie 

A majestic weiner dog.

Flackie don't pee over there.

Flackie by Ah-le May 30, 2018

Jock Flackey

One who follows around another individual in order to please their every need for acceptance; hanging all over someone's jock strap or cock if you will

"Look at that Jock Flackey over there, could he be any closer to that guys nuts?"

Jock Flackey by irishguy6984 November 7, 2009

Flacklen

The ring of piss and shit found around the outside of a toilet.

"Man, Kurt is worse than flacklen"

Flacklen by Flacklen June 9, 2016

flacker 

Someone who makes excuses not to go to previously planned engagements; someone who blows people off to do other things or because they don't "feel" like it; an unreliable person. Comes from the word flake pronounced wrong one day.

Damn michelle blew me off today, what a flacker.

flacker by aimzzzzzzzzz September 22, 2007

Flackets 

General term for the beever blankets or fanny lips/labia beeversnatch

Look at the flackets on that!!

Flackets by Rod Johnson November 10, 2003