facedick 

When your face touches your dick.

George had a facedick moment yesterday.

facedick by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009

Flatdick

>n. 1 a bitter miserable person who must act in such a way as to make those around him miserable also. 2 a person who can not bear to see others in a state of happiness.
ORIGIN Late twentieth cent.:English, unable to get an erection; flat, like a tire.

Who's that flatdick?

Flatdick by Bing June 18, 2004

Facedick 

When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.

Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.

Facedick by MasterBunny February 9, 2013

flatdicking

unresponsiveness; inactivity, lack of follow-through, delaying, procrastinating

"The order needs to be placed by Thursday, so no flatdicking on the reply please."

flatdicking by Craig M. Kolodge April 27, 2006

Flacidix 

An anti boner meds taken every morning to prevent having a stiff cock all day long.

Hey dude have you seen my Flacidix, my boner is out of control.

Flacidix by Dickjackman August 11, 2007

facedick 

When someone on Facebook is on some other Facebook user's dick.

Jane is on Bob's facedick, she likes all his statuses and photos.

facedick by JO from RI September 12, 2012

flacidity 

The reaction of the male genetalia occuring when open hand contact exceeds a duration of longer than a high-five between two guys while performing the Eiffel tower or any other 3 person maneuver.

My flacidity occured when Brad tried to hold my hand while we were fucking Esther.

flacidity by esbradjosh April 9, 2010