flacate

To make flacid.
Being so ugly, you make the horniest, blue-balledest man lose his erection.

Placate is to placid as flacate is to flacid.

-Damn that fat bitch flacated the whole damn party.
-Yeah that hoe has got to go.
-Wow who let her in?

by Jaymses & Mikey O March 1, 2006

Flacat

A quick way of telling somebody to fuck off and go have sexual relations through the anus with a ginger cat. This expression can be used to baffle and insult the victem in the most creative way.

pronouce flacat as spelt.

Teacher: do you work!

Pupil: Flacat!
Teacher: what does that mean?
Pupil : *silence*

example 2:
friend 1: your a doyle!
you: Flacat
friend 1 : what?
you: would you like to flacat?!?

by Silverderk August 11, 2010

Flacation

A short vacation of varying duration taken away from groups for flatulence.

One moment guys I had bean burrito's today so I will need to take a short flacation.

by tortoisebear January 19, 2016

flacation

A short vacation of varying duration away from friends or peers for the purpose of flatulence.

Excuse me for a minute I just had bean burritoes and need to go on a flacation.

by tortoisebear January 19, 2016