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1. flacate
To make flacid.
Being so ugly, you make the horniest, blue-balledest man lose his erection.

Placate is to placid as flacate is to flacid.
-Damn that fat bitch flacated the whole damn party.
-Yeah that hoe has got to go.
-Wow who let her in?