"Woah that story is pretty cool but I'm a little flabacertatuaxious. Explain it a little more and keep the story going it sounds amazing I wanna hear more."
What happens when you look down and realize you'vegrown a muffintop.
I've been on this new cupcake diet, and the other day I put on my favorite low rise jeans only to find that now I have a muffintop! I was flab-aghasted!
The act of giving a fellatio laying on a bed/ couch while on your back. Your head is off the side and the male stands over you while his penis is fully inserted down your throat, touching your gag reflex while his testicles are draped and covering your nose and eyes.
Dude, you should have been there last night, I flabbergaggled her till she almost passed out.
The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.
"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."