Flacid February 

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.

Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

Flacid February by Geykumes Foreskin December 3, 2018

flacid pancake 

Anyway ther way to say “limp bizkit”

Localization team: how are we going to avoid copyright??
Intern: flacid pancake

flacid pancake by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

Mid flacid 

The point where, your dick isn’t soft but it isn’t rock hard. Usually when it’s not popping out but it has a shape

Yo that mans bumped into Emily, he’s midflacid now

Mid flacid, when you are hard but not hard

Mid flacid by Ikerthelord December 22, 2018

flabdominals 

The fleshy, poochy, or jiggly layer of fat where a fit person's abdominal muscles would be.

Maybe if you worked out ever, or ate something other than gummy bears and rice pudding, you wouldn't have such saggy flabdominals.

flabdominals by erbaby February 26, 2008

Fladido 

It's like a dorrito with flour on top, and then they deep chizzle it.

Y'all think you can hook me up with a Fladido?

No sir.

This a ma'am.

Fladido by theoriginals June 29, 2011

flaids 

1. A disease caught from a friend who's surname is Fletcher.

2. Fletcher aids.

I wouldn't drink that water if I were you, I've got flaids.
We went to Edinburgh and all got flaids.

flaids by Maximator June 29, 2011

Flaids 

Flaids- having the flu and aids at the same time.

Kenna has a really bad case of the flaids.

Flaids by Blaskitballr March 4, 2014