To be a retard, or literally have shit in your teeth. Normally used by strange little boys named Jack.
Get outta my seat shit-teeth.
n. A stranger who suddenly clutches an intimate part of your body and then pretends they did it to prevent themselves falling. - Coined by Douglas Adams & John Lloyd in The Deeper Meaning of Liff.
There was this zagreb on the bus today - I had to slap him to make him stop.
1. (n) two girls that are obsessed with food and have food on their minds pretty much always at the same time. They usually love cheese, Coca-Cola, hot wings and sandwiches above all.
2. (n) two girls who look like their dads that are happy they actually look like "humans". They have beautiful curves they are proud of!
3. (n) again..two girls that love food so much they actually have a hand symbol *FK* for their fat kid status
4. (n) commonly these people will simultaneously steal a bit of food from a party and try to hide it only to find out that they both have done it :)
5. (n) nicknames for these people are Jigglypuff and Shmancakes, showing their fat kids status even more clearly
SYN: Ziploc and BX
1. "Hey! Look at those fat kids over there eating all that damn Fatoush!"
2. "If we fat kids didnt have this fat, we couldnt make this sound by slapping our stomachs!"
3. "FAT KIDS FO LIFE"
4. "I took a slice of cheese"..."Haha serisouly? Cause I took a bun! Haha"
5. "Hey Shmancakes, you wanna go to D2 and eat?" "Nah dude, lets go to Ryans steakhouse!"
SYN: like #1: "Hey! Look at Ziploc and BX over there eating all that damn Fatoush!"
The term "n00b" is commonly confused with the term "newb".
A newb is short for a newbie, someone who is new to something.
A n00b is someone who, regardless of experience, is utterly crap at a game and will not take the advice of others.
These are generally big mouthed people who suffer from Delusions of Grandeur.
Upon being given advice, n00bs will either ignore it completely, or make a poor attempt at insulting the person giving them the advice.
A n00b will be the first person to point the finger at someone else if a mistake is made.
They are also the people that go around calling others n00bs for no particular reason.
90% of n00bs are unable to spell.
The word n00b is also commonly used in banter.
n00b: OMG, nyce shield lololol cn i buy plz?!?!?!?!?1
Player: Sorry, not for sale
n00b: OMG! n00b!
Person: Hey, can you plant the bomb please?
n00b: F U!!!!!!!
n00b: i r lyk 2 gd 4 u n00bs
*n00b charges one enemy and gets his ass handed to him*
n00b: wer th fk r u gys? i hd no bckup thr n i hd 2 fite 5 n00bs, bt thy killd me coz u ddnt hlp me. u r sht
N. (cloaca + bureaucracy)
1. An administrative system in which the need or inclination to follow rigid, complex, and seemingly pointless procedures impedes effective action
2. Anything bureaucratic in nature that involves more than one piece of paper, office, handshake, or signature
3. A process whereby metaphorical pieces of shit in the form of paperwork are perpetually funneled through networks of inefficient and interwoven channels
Can also be used as an adjective: see cloacratic
Clerk: "Did you file your A.Z. forty backslash double-o seven seven two?"
Hapless chump: "No."
Clerk: "Well then you'll have to file an FK fifty-four twenty in order to process a request to file your AZ forty backslash double-o seven seven two."
Chump (impressed and crestfallen): "I had no idea there was so much cloacracy involved."
a place in n wales close to manchester and liverpool and rhyl.
wales aint full of sheep theres fk all sheep here
The most hideouis form of man kind.
Usually the scummiest of all scum.
You KNOW you have come across a Fezza when you see somthing resemballing a ghost comming towards you in baggy over sized pants, multiple layers of tops (despite it being a 40degree day) top layer MUST consist of a baggy hoodie and a cap.
Eyes are usually sunken in n dopey, slanty, watery n YUCK after hangin out in some dark hiden place smoking a few bongs aka. weed with other fezza'z.
Their convasations will consist of nothing but Sluts they have apparently fk'd in the most random positions (keep in mind its probz BS, the only way to tell if ther stories are true is if they have aids - coz ne1 slutty enuf to go near them would defs have aids), also ther fkn siicck as graff peices n bombing trains.
Sometimes they might even talk about ther MASSIVE BIG weekend that they are still recovering from, that consisted of them hiding out in some really scummy place too high off god only knows what to even move!!!
Usually use words like KHUNT, MAYT... or sentences like
who the fuck do ya think yu are khunt, your fkn O.D'in me mayt.
howz ya misses going son, herd yu fcukd the bitch so hard she was screamin ya name u sick khunt, so how much longa till the mini yu mayt?
person 1 -OMG, its like 40degrees and that Fezza is dressed for winter
person 2- i know, and look at that thing that he probz calls his GF next to him
Person 1- i Know, they make a sunny day seem such shit
Person 2- yeahh, they smell too... makes me sick,