Fizzle Fucked

When things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. Different from a "Cluster Fuck", a situation that is Fizzle Fucked just makes no God damn sense.

For example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. You stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. Suddenly someone walks by and says, "Son, looks like your charger is Fizzle Fucked."

Fizzle Fucked by Seahawks1300 January 29, 2017

Jizzle Fizzle 

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.

1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.

Jizzle Fizzle by FutureFunkSquad6000 March 28, 2020

fizzle fart 

It's very similar to a shart only it makes a very distinct noise. The sound is like wind hitting plastic.

Jenn Royster eats a variety of different beans. An hour later she gets the fizzle farts.

fizzle fart by ajtheamazing May 13, 2008

Miami Fizzler 

When a girl is giving a blow job, she puts pop rocks in her mouth to cause a fizzling sensation...Miami Fizzler

Miami Fizzler

Miami Fizzler by magic man93 November 21, 2009

fizzled out 

When a person ends a relationship by stopping communication/caring. Cowardly way to avoid drama.

Gi: So what ever happened to you and Karl?
Veronica: Oh, we kind of just fizzled out.

fizzled out by Williaem September 19, 2010

Vin fizzled 

A surprised/startled feeling that makes you lose control of your bladder.

Exhibit A: "Nak!"
Exhibit B: "You vin fizzled me!"

Exhibit B walks away with wet trousers.

Vin fizzled by ObsessionWith3D October 10, 2023

Fizzler 

A sexual act that occurs when a guy gets a blow job from a girl that has Pop-Rocks in her mouth.

Dude, i just got a fizzler from my girlfriend! IT WAS EPIC!

Fizzler by Br4sILIAnCh4MpS April 9, 2010