jizzified Share definition Flag the act of being completely submerged in the seminal fluid of a gentleman caller, especially Philip Seymour Hoffman. Rebecca: Yo girl, Tey-Shawn jizzified me last night. Good thing i was wearing a snorkel. jizzified by turfburn29 December 4, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the jizzified mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch