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(n) an over-zealous librarian
"Dude, why didn't you check out 'Of Mice and Men' for that book report today?"
"Couldn't do it, man. That fuckin fiznutch at the front desk wanted a dollar twenty five outta me in late fees so I punched her in the throat and got kicked out of the library."
"Damn."
"Yeah, my hand's fine now. Thanks for the concern."
by Silent Rip December 02, 2004

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