a hipster who rides a fixed gear bicycle. not actually into messenger style riding and when questioned about riding a fixed gear feels the need to defend themself
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe? i mean theres an amalgam of reasons for you to.."
"YEAH BUT@ OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL $^_)$#UT(PE $JRQG(#$Y# (UQ%GTER@$&%N %E(RUGRDimtheman"
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe?"
"shut your cake hole suit"