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Fixie Goon 

A person who rides a fixed gear bike with no brakes , the brakes are their legs. They are usually seen running red lights , pulling wheelies , skidding , etc .
Miggy : look at Fabian , he just ran that red light on his bike

Johnny : yea he’s a fixie goon
Fixie Goon by Pacha May 1, 2019
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fixer-downer 

Real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it UP wouldn't make it attractive.
Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."
fixer-downer by stockman09 January 7, 2008
"Fixeh" is the word used to describe someone who has an extremely active virtual sex-life with goats, lions, horse manure, mental home escapees and Australians, usually of the male gender.

Fixehs are generally extremely odd, in both behavior and appearance, and are often mistaken for chimpanzees.

Wild Fixehs are most commonly found in dark basements but are sometimes known to go out to cyber cafe's when their power is out. Their most common hunting grounds are inside the virtual worlds, such as online nerdfest, World of Warcraft.
You just had e-sex with your Australian boyfriend while eating a banana fudge sundae and reading barnyard weekly? You dirty Fixeh
Fixeh by PuttoxD July 14, 2009
A fixer is someone hired or on the payroll of an illegal organization. They can be anything from a hit man to a person that "can get things done", usually illegal. An example of "getting things done" can be intimidating or getting rid of witnesses to a crime, or murdering someone for whatever reason. Very similar to a button man.
The mafia had a fixer deal with the witness to a high profile murder.
hitman button man
Fixer by pulse.101 May 9, 2016
A girl who has hooked up (anything that's MORE than making out) with more than three Fijis.
Gosh, Meredith is SUCH a Fijeep! She needs to keep it in her pants!
Fijeep by n0b0dy #1 March 20, 2009

Fixed Blind Date 

When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.
Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!
Fixed Blind Date by HI IM JAKE March 7, 2011