Five pounds sterling worth of herb. Can come in a bag or cling film.
Dealer: How much do you want?
Stoner: Do you shot fives?
Dealer: Standard, blud
Stoner: Meet me outside park in ten minutes
Dealer: Safe
by Bert Bert August 18, 2005
Used to save a seat for five minutes. If some one takes your seat and they were present when you called fives, you get to punch them 5 times any where you want, and they cannot protect themself via blocking or anything. (nutsack is recommended)

After five minutes, the seat is up for grabs.

If someone wasnt there when you called fives, they still have to give up the seat.
Joe: Fives on my seat you niggerlovers
---Josh arrives and sits in joes seat---
(upon returning)Joe: get the fuck out of my seat josh, i fives'd it
Josh; DEAL(with it)!
Joe punches Josh twice in the face and three times in the sack
Joe: TRY TO PULL THAT SHIT AGAIN ASSHOLE
joe reclaims the seat
by Tom the Tool bag October 27, 2006
What you say when you don't want to lose your seat.
Replace fives with how long you want your seat reserved.

Rules:
Hundreds are ok
Hundredtwenties are ok, but not "hundred and twenty" since that is NOT RECOGNIZED.
You can sit in someone's seat while they are away but you must move before they come back.

Time machines:
Unless they say no time machines, if you take their seat when they are away, when they come back and say "i had hundredmillions" you just say you traveled in time.

Rules change when a fag calles five.
Yo i gotta go hook me up wif some of those chocolate muffins in that snack bar, fives on my seat.

Ahh, i wanted his seat, but you didn't call no time machines haha you suck.

Oh well, I guess i'll have to bust a straddle.
by j-money-josh April 16, 2006
Fives is the plural form of five dollar bill. This bill pictures the first Republican president, the man who preserved the union and signed the emancipation proclamation freeing the slaves, Abraham Lincoln.

American currency includes ones, twos, fives, tens, twenties, fifties, hundreds, and some other higher denominations I can't even afford to look at, much less own.

In coinage, a five is the equivalent of 500 cents, 100 nickels, 50 dimes, 20 quarters, ten half dollars, or five dollar coins.
He gave me two fives for a ten.

Fives are printed at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing.
by osun's village January 03, 2006
1) An obscure ball game played against a wall. It is vaguely similar to squash, but the players hit a small cork ball with a padded glove.

2) A bunch of fives. London slang for a fist.
He agve me a bunch of fives cos I beat the guy on the fives court.
by black flag May 31, 2004
a sanford term that all the "white" kids use. meaning to save a seat for five minutes.
hey you didn't call fives i took your seat.
by jawan carter March 05, 2005

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