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95 percent of the population is either culturaly or religiously brainwashed and incapable of free thought. That leaves 5 percent of the population who actually "get it". "Dude - you're not going to bring that stripper to the hockey game, are you? Don't you think your girlfriend will find out?"
"Nah...it's all good. My lady is a 5-percenter. She knows the deal" |
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the 5% are those with knowledge of self (the unignorant) who try to educate the ignorant 85%
while there is also the 10%, who have some knowledge of self, but use it to exploit the 85% "yo son, let's go hustle that nigga"
"naw son, i ain't no 10 percenter, lets go educate that nigga" "aw shit, you ain't nothin but a 5 percenter" |
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The top echelon of the female pantheon; based on the theory that 80 percent of the women you meet will be utterly useless and unworthy of your time, 15 percent of them are generally palatable but have either uncommonly poor taste in men or are too clueless to take seriously and the remaining five percent are intelligent, attractive and therefore ultimately datable. I'm not going to buy that girl another drink because her average looks and her insipid conversation skills clearly indicate she is not a five-percenter.
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A person comprised of 5% Sloth DNA to complement their 95% Human counterpart. You are left with people perfect for the job of toll collector and security guard, to name a few Dear God, Horatio! I do believe that is an extraterrestrial space craft!
Sorry, Sir, I'm a five percenter. The toll is 50 cents |
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A person who is cheap enough to tip less than five percent (5%). Waitress 1 - "That guy is the worst tipper."
Waitress 2- Yeah, he's a fiver percenter!" |
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