Five five five one two one two 

Your friend is in the hospital. Your other friend wants to call. You prank him by giving the area code and 555-1212. He calls the number not knowning it was information and asks the operator to speak to him. She says city your calling again and he asks for his full name again.

He calls me back and i start laughing before speaking a word. And that is my five five five one two one two story

Five five five one two one two by Kuehlstein February 14, 2018

five-on-one 

another definition for yankin your crank

My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.

five-on-one by Doyle November 14, 2003

five on one 

A slang word for male masturbation. It refers to your 5 finers on your penis, hence 5 on 1.

Hey man, i'm horny, i think i'm gonna go do a lil 5-on-1.

five on one by The Pimp February 3, 2003

five against one 

A very one sided but none-the-less enjoyable game of wrestling in which Madame Palm and her five sisters attempt to strangle Kojak . The game ends when you make the bald man cry.

Aren't euphemisms great :)

five against one by cracky March 1, 2003

Five On One Basketball 

Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.

Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of

"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.

"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"

Five On One Basketball by Headuardo December 17, 2011

one five three rule 

Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.

urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."

*scoots over*

urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"

one five three rule by skid mark vz March 8, 2008

five to one ratio 

the act of male masturbation .....five fingers one penis

i caught my room mate doing the five to one ratio

five to one ratio by FRANK B February 24, 2008