Five o’clock Vodka

Five O’clock Vodka is the cheapest fifth in almost any liquor store guaranteed. Mineral spirits disguised as a fifth. Upon drinking, the brave souls must sign a mental waiver guaranteeing explosive diarrhea in exchange for waking up in a dumpster with 2 Chinese hookers, an extreme headache, and 2 packs of pall mall ultra lights. It’s the gift that keeps giving until you find yourself in the throes of rejection forcing yourself to vomit over and over. But at 5.99 a fifth, I’ll take my chances. Buyer beware.

Dan purchased a fifth of five o’clock vodka, and woke up the next morning in a space station watching loony tunes reruns, tied to a stripper pole

Five o’clock Vodka by AssEatersGlobal May 17, 2018

five o’clock shadow 

The stubble a clean shaven man gets at the end of the day, normally at five o’clock in the evening.

#1: You look tired.
#2: Nah. This is just the five o’clock shadow.

five o’clock shadow by hippy2981 November 8, 2006

five o'clock power 

When a batter is only good during batting practice.

Wow, did you see that bomb? Mike can sure hit the long ball!

Please, Mike only has five o'clock power. This season he's batting .170 and yesterday he was 0-for-4.

five o'clock power by Mike the Rookie April 14, 2014

Five O'Clock Bush 

When a woman, or man shaves their pubes and after a short period of time their bush is a coarse patch of stubble. It usually leads to irritation for the lover performing oral sex.

While going down on Jessica, Frank's face was irritated by Jessica's Five O'clock Bush.

Five O'Clock Bush by billyboy11 November 22, 2010

Five O'Clock Shadow 

Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.

John looks like a mess, but it is mostly because of his five o'clock shadow.

Five O'Clock Shadow by TangClock April 16, 2009

Five O'Clock Flair 

The ginger, and/or daywalker, equivalent of of the five o'clock shadow. Instead of darkening the skin like it's brown or black counterpart, the five o'clock flair in fact lightens the skin, or renders it reddish/orangish.

Male (to daywalking friend): You've got quite the five o'clock shadow going on.

Daywalker (to male friend): Don't you mean five o'clock flair?

Five O'Clock Flair by TangClock April 16, 2009

Five O'Clock Vegas Blue 

The color of the eastern sky just before sunrise. Coined by wordFrank Sinatraword, who certainly saw enough of it.

"Look at the colors!" he would say, pointing bleary comrades toward thousands of sunrises. "What kind of blue would you call that?" He called the tint of sky that offered him most peace Five O'Clock Vegas Blue. "You have to see it to know it." (from The Way You Wear Your Hat, by Bill Zehme)

Five O'Clock Vegas Blue by Anton September 5, 2003