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A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler John Cena where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.
John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.
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The guys above me are perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to them.

Five Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.
Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!
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The act of moving all five fingers on a single hand across another person's forearm, one at a time.
The gentleman greeted his friend home from vacation, with a lovely five knuckle shuffle.
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"Mike you coming out with us". "Nah I'm to busy having a five knuckle shuffle to porn"
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It means to punch someone with a left right combo. much like shuffling cards.
scott started getting mouthy so I threatened to give him the five knuckle shuffle to the face.
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Means to masterbate
I five knuckle shuffle myself
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