five hour discount

A term related to the five finger discount, except the item stolen is software. It takes five hours to download it via BitTorrent.

Guy1: Dude, I wish I could afford Photoshop.

Guy2: Nah bro, I got you covered, I got it burned to a DVD.

Guy1:How? You GOTTA give it to me!

Guy2: You know, the five hour discount.

five hour discount by Tennekis March 30, 2008

Five-Hour Jaegerbomb 

N.) A drink to dank in shot form, consisting of: Two parts Five hour energy and three parts Jaegerbomb. After drinking the feeling of death comes over you for thirty seconds, and then the overwhelming feeling of running for five miles and puking after five feet.
V.) to five hour bomb it

Jamie- Dude, Where's Greg?
Rob- He took three five-hour jaegerbombs and immediately freaked out, he ran off about five minutes ago.
Jamie- Fuck! Get your keys we have to go get him.
Rob- Why?
Jamie- He just five hour bombed three times. The fuck do you think?
Rob- Good point.

Five-Hour Jaegerbomb by orchardstreetbanger September 13, 2011

decaf five hour energy 

trash (like you :O)

your mom: hey want some decaf five hour energy?
me: no, that's garbage... Just like you

decaf five hour energy by ayo sussy balls November 10, 2022

Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy 

Why would you do this?

Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.

Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025

Five Fucking Hours! 

Noun; A period of time while you are high on any substance because time goes amazingly slow.

Person 1: Hey mannn, what time is it?
Person 2: 10:00.
*silence*
Person 1: Dudeee, what time is it now?
Person 2: It's still 10:00.
Person 1: ITS BEEN 10:00 FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!

Five Fucking Hours! by FiveFuckinHours July 22, 2009