Five Dollar Sniffer
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And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed
Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.
"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."
"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"
"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"
and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010
Sucky! Sucky! Five Dolla!
Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket. There is a part with a vietnamese hooker who says this. She also says "Me love you long time". Her words have been quoted countless times, and Full Metal Jacket is one of the most referenced movies of all time. If it was before your generation, you should go watch it.
You can say this is just about any situation if you want people to laugh.
You can say this is just about any situation if you want people to laugh.
Sucky! Sucky! Five Dolla! by wtfisapseudnym September 13, 2010
Five dollar footlong
Five dollar footlong by Josh Simpson of Illinois April 17, 2008
Five Dollar Burrito
1) A giant burrito including some kind of meat (carnitas, carne asada, al pastor, barbacoa, pollo, etc.), rice, beans (black or pinto), cheese, sour cream, salsa, pico de gallo, avacado or guacamole, and a cucumber slice, a lime slice, and a radish on the side.
2) An item that is used to describe or compare with a well endowed woman. An amazon woman can be described as being thicker than a 'five dollar burrito'.
2) An item that is used to describe or compare with a well endowed woman. An amazon woman can be described as being thicker than a 'five dollar burrito'.
1) Speaking to a waiter/waitress that knows little English, while pointing at the menu,
"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."
2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,
John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...
Bob: That's my mom, fucker!
John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!
Bob: Shut up!
John: Move out of your mom's basement!
"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."
2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,
John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...
Bob: That's my mom, fucker!
John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!
Bob: Shut up!
John: Move out of your mom's basement!
Five Dollar Burrito by t_doffing August 11, 2009