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(adj.) The best there is. The origin is the star system used to measure luxury in hotels, where one is the worst, and five is the best.
My five star ho.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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(n.) The red mark of a hand left on someone's body after being slapped.
She gave me a five star on my leg last night. It lasted for a few hours.
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Smacking your girl so hard on the ass that you can see your whole hand and all of your fingers. Often leaves a welt
I'm going to five star you, cause you my hoe.
by That damn hoe July 26, 2016
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when someone slaps your back hella hard with all 5 fingers
that guy got a bruise from the 5 star i gave him!!
by hitt that April 19, 2005
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(verb) game played in the car on major highways. when you see a truck or semi that has a series of five lights across the front of the cab, everyone in the car yells "FIVE STAR" and hits the ceiling. the last person to do this has to take off five articles of clothing.
Boy 1: Hey five star!
Boy 2: Five star!

Boy 3:Aw damn it.
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When you slap someone so hard on their ass it leaves a handprint.
*::slap!::* OOH he just gave me a five star!
by jersey February 26, 2005
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1. (adj.) To score a five (full marks) in the popular music video game, Guitar Hero.

2. (n.) The red mark of a hand left on someone's body after being slapped.
(v.) The act of slapping in order to effect such a mark.
1. I just five starred "Free Bird!"
-Really, what difficulty?
Medium.
-Oh, weak.
by web 2.0 September 18, 2008
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