|1.||Five Minute Fag|
A term to describe a heterosexual person's crush on a member of the same sex without calling into question their sexuality. Similar to man crush.
"Dude, I'm not gay, but I'd totally be a Five Minute Fag for Justin Timberlake."
Wham Bam Thankyou Maam,A Quickie,No longer than a five minute piece of ass.
All I need is a WBTM and then I am out of here.
|3.||a blue man|
When you jerk off really hard for forty-five seconds, then walk away without finishing.
I only had a minute before work, so I gave myself a blue man.
|4.||5 minute rule|
A variation of the 5 second rule, which dictates that food dropped into an awkward or uncomfortable place is still edible if retrieved within five minutes. Often conceived to be a more chivalrious instead of just plain ol' disgusting, especially if a man retrieves food dropped by a woman and eats it himself, replacing her loss with something that didn't touch the floor. It is also a more applicable rule than the 5-second variation when the moment of dropping the food is particularly ironic and demands a short pause for the appreciation of the twistedness of the world.
Girl: "No! I dropped my Mars-bar behind the computer desk! T_T"
Boy: "Here, have mine, I'll invoke the 5 minute rule." Boy proceeds to fish the Mars-bar, and emerges victorious after a few minutes of shuffling under the desk.
Dropper: "...so I was late to get up, my car was stolen, when I got to work my boss said not to come in if I can't get there in time, and-- here I go, dropping my sandwich on the floor. Perfect." Dropper stands still for a moment before picking up the sandwich.
a minute lasting about 20-25 seconds, about the time a loser can stay on top of a girl.
"emma, wait one fucking minute!"
"damn man, it to you a whole fucking minute to do her?"
1) Noun: an acquaintance with whom you trust a five minute speech that could, potentially, ruin the rest of your life.
2) Antiquated expression used to delineate the "best swordsman" by your side as you kidnapped your "betrothed".
1) It would be an honor to be your Best man
2) Gather your Best man; we're off to find us wenches, er...wives!
An expression which seems to mean 5 to 10 minuntes. However, the exact time period expressed is unknown, it could be a half hour, 1 hour, 5 hours, 2 days, a week, or even a month. It is a commonly used phrase on West Chester University's campus.
1) Marc: When do you want to get some food?
Brendan: In five ten.
2) Brendan: Yo man, I'll be ready to go to the mall in five ten.
Marc: Yea right