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Fold a Fitted Sheet 

The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.
That Librarian looks like she could fold a fitted sheet.

kitchen being fitted 

Getting out of having to pay for a meal with friends.
Sorry, I can't pay cause I just placed a deposit on a kitchen being fitted.
kitchen being fitted by Hhjb595959 November 19, 2021

larry fitzed 

when someone goes ape shit and embarrasses you
wow, you just got larry fitzed by that kid
larry fitzed by Awwwwwwww Kessel November 23, 2009

blue yankee fitted

What people in New York wear that you can never go wrong with. As if it matches with anything no matter what colors.
As ridiculous as it sounds its true and you can see it almost everywhere around the city. So ridiculous that you start believing in it too.
The Original Yankee Fitted is Superior and apparently Magical
Blue Yankee Fitted, White tee ,and Timberlands looks nice why? because of the Fitted
blue yankee fitted by EssInDaBX March 22, 2010

Keep it fitted 

Keep it fitted - origininated by holman in atlantic city
a way of saying goodbye, deuces, peace, adios
Keep it fitted, don't fuck with flex.
Keep it fitted by holman` November 16, 2010

blue yankee fitted

Just like it sounds, a traditional navy blue New York Yankees hat thats fitted, i.e. not adjustable.
I rocka blue yankee fitted; 7 1/4
blue yankee fitted by D $ February 14, 2005