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Means "son of" (hence all the English surnames like Fitzpatrick, Fitzhenry) but can also refer to an illegitimate child, a bastard, someone born out of wedlock etc.
FitzChivalry is the illegitimate son of Chivalry, the heir to the throne of Buckkeep.
by Andrew Melvin April 26, 2008
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A nick name for someone with the last name Fitzpatrick or Fitzgerald.
Dude Fitz was fucken baller today he hit a 3 in Nick's eye.
by Fitz Frum Tha 818 October 24, 2007
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1. noun- full retard

2. verb- to instantaneously lose control of your bowels in an unannounced fashion. Usually resulting in going commando for the remainder of the day.

3. adj.- awesomer than everybody and everything around you.

4. adj- The inability to come up with a response to an insult, usually resulting in threats of sodomy.
noun- "Is your brother Autistic? No, it's worse, he's a fitz!"

verb- "Oh man, I'm 75% sure i just fitzed myself."

adj- "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how fitz I am"
by 725ftn February 27, 2011
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1. A suitable name to dipsnap to.
2. A kid who is popular because his name sounds cool if you say it loud enough.
"Fitz!"
"I'll dipsnap to that!"

"Fitz is a really cool name to say loud."
by berkojew October 03, 2008
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To take your workload and pass it on to an unsuspecting co-worker.
Placido, “How's it going?”
Magglio, “Well, I was having a good day until Ivan fitz’ed me with his project!”
by Q Wizzle October 25, 2006
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(V) Otherwise known as pulling a Terry Tate, to tackle a coworker in a surprising manner across a row of cubicles. The tackle might be as aggressive as a flying pile-driver or as subtle as kicking another's leg out from underneath him.
Did you see him fly across the office like that? He was fitzed.
by Patty von Your Face October 23, 2006
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Fitz(v)- To bungle or botch. Basicly, to fuck up.

Fitz(n)- 1) Generally, a daralict. More specificly, someone who is laking in social skills.
2) Additionally, a fitz is one who often comments on a subject while laking knowledge about said subject.
"Man, Joey Harrington really fitzed that one!"

"You have no clue what you are talking about. Stop being a fitz."

"That fitz talking to Nikki Nova just forgot his name!"
by Nick Ekladyous April 18, 2007
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