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fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010

sal fisher 

main character in the indie game, sally face. the coolest.
A: I love Sally Face, Sal Fisher is my favourite.
B: Same, he’s very cash money.
sal fisher by v0cal0id March 7, 2021

carrie fisher 

Carrie Fisher is everyone's space mom. She plays Princess Leia in Star Wars
Carrie Fisher is love. Carrie Fisher is life

Twisted Fister 

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.
If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot eagle scouts haven't even heard of
"I tie knots eagle scouts haven't even heard of. Like the double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove."

Beth Fisher 

A person who against all odds never gives up and achieves the goal.
Carroll has worked many years for this professional achievement and recognition. Her Beth Fisher has finally arrived.
Beth Fisher by stock man March 27, 2010