| 1. | cube macking | ||
|
The act of repeatedly stopping by a co-worker's cubicle trying to ask them out on a date by feeding them a lame come-on line. It usually involves the person doing the macking actually leaning on the outside of the mack-ee's cubicle unit so as to make for a more intimate setting, while keeping respect to "boundaries," to ask a non-work-related question rather than coming around to the inside of the person's cubicle to discuss a legitimate, work-related topic. Alfonso keeps cube macking on Sally to see if she'll go on a date with him; even though he's cube macked on every single woman in the office and they've all said no.
|
|||
| 2. | Air Traffic Controller | ||
|
A male who dates more than 4 women outside his 50-mile radius at one time. When it’s time to for the women visit his home city he then becomes an air traffic controller. Air Traffic Controller: A male who dates more than 4 women outside his 50-mile radius at one time. When it’s time to for the women visit his home city he then becomes an air traffic controller.
Jim has poon in almost every city on the east coast. You should see him at the Holidays he’s like an Air Traffic Controller. “Becky your clear to take off on runway 6” roger, “Linda clear to land runaway 2” out. |
|||
| 3. | open season | ||
|
The Part of the Year when it is both Legally, and Ecologically, Acceptable to Hunt for Animals,Fish or Game, of a Particular Species. All the (civilised) Local National Governments set Start and End Dates for the Open Season; and the Closed Season.
These dates can be different for each of the Animals, Fish, or Game Species which a Hunter/Angler wants to target. In Order to Avoid Being Caught, Arrested and Fined, it is necessary to Find out what the Start and End Dates are for the Open Season; as it applies to the Species of Quarry which YOU want to Hunt. ( The Survival of Species is At Stake; So Don't Risk Being Busted.) The Fines are, Quite Rightly; VERY PAINFULLY EXPENSIVE. |
|||
| 4. | Jellyfishing | ||
|
When one catches a fart in a clear plastic container, dates it, and freezes it for a minimum of one day. Only to open it with another person to catch the wiff. A: What's in this container?
B: I went jellyfishing. *Opening* A: *Gags* F*cking gross. |
|||
| 5. | Eskimo wish | ||
|
When you wish for something that you know is about to happen. The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered. John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his pancakes
John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!" The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish. |
|||
| 6. | Eskimo Wish | ||
|
When you wish for something that you know is about to happen. The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered. John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his
pancakes John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!" The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish |
|||
