FISHTARDS 

1. FISHTARDS, a jumbled acronym for DHS, IRS, and ATF; is a slang term for the FED's. It is similar to the word Glowies, but created to evade censorship from using 'Glowies' on certain platforms. The word was first created and popularized, on the now banned "PvP Report" Discord server. The emoji representing FISHTARDS, is a Charlie the Tuna Fish wearing a CIA hat backwards.

Example 1. Q: Why did the server get deleted?

A: The FISHTARDS shut it down, because we posted a few edgy meme's.

Example 2. Q: Why did the FISHTARDS raid John's house?

A: John refused to be extorted by theives

FISHTARDS by Bowman666 March 1, 2023

Finhands 

The bastard love child from when Huey the surf god got drunk and took advantage of a lonely fin.. Finhands has been patrolling the seven seas ever since, looking for the biggest and the heaviest waves to go over the falls on..

Finhands Would Go..

Man I just saw Finhands go over the falls on an epic wave!

Finhands by DirtyMagic May 15, 2010

Fishpants

A young woman with sociopathic tendencies and a God-awful case of crotch-rot.

"Fishpants wiped out the remaining population of spotted owls in the Pacific Northwest by poisoning their air supply with her toxic vaginal fumes."

Fishpants by gtfoplzkthx February 16, 2010

fishhang 

To chill hard, usually on a boat with cheap American beer like Coors Light. Fishhangers may or may not be equipped with a fishing pole and/or bait.

Yo, homie, we're gonna go fishhang on Mickey's boat this weekend. Bring a 12-pack.

fishhang by okalex April 8, 2010

Fish Hands 

Fish hands is a breed of fish from the Polymixiidae family, though unlike its biological relatives, who live among the tropical waters of the Atlantic, Indian and Pacific Oceans, Fish hands is found around the borders of photos of randoms on Facebook. Fish hands survive off modern culture and thrive in strong social situations.

Procedure:

1. In achieving our goal, members of Fish Hands must perform the following for mad props and points.
1.1 When a photo is being taken of you, Fish Hands = points.
1.2 When a photo is being taken of somebody near you, leaning in for Fish Hands = more points.

2. The hailing of props is judged so accordingly.
2.1 The less you know the person within the photo, the larger the props.
2.2 The less you know the person taking the photo, the larger the props.
2.3 Props are awarded in varieties of mad, wicked, gnarly, etc and judged so on a case to case basis.

3. The awarding of points is judged so accordingly.
3.1 Owning or contributing to a well maintained Fish Hands album on facefuck is points.
3.2 Having your Fish Hands published on a non-believers facecunt album is epic points.
3.3 The quantity of invaded photos within a random’s facebook album directly relates to the epicness of said points.
3.4 Points are not actually calculated or maintained. Who gives a fuck.

Ultimate goal;
To see fish hands somewhere outside Australia, hence dominating the global market of media.

see teh facebook group for examples

Chris! Another photo ruined by fish hands

Fish Hands by hooolian January 2, 2009

Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load

This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick

Slower than a fishmans dick by Jim-dick July 1, 2022

fishanista 

Fashion forward fishing. The art of modeling runway attire under the guise of fishing without looking anything like a dirty fisher person. Usually requires a costume change after getting a splash of water or 7 minutes.

I wanted to go to the beach today but my fishanista friend Cathi is at home glittering her Crocs and packing her Coach rain boots so she can fish with Bobby tomorrow.

fishanista by SkinnyHippie March 16, 2016