Fish-fuck describes dirty, low-tide smelling, sunburnt, and otherwise white-trash fidiots, who spend most of their time drunk off cheap beer, chain smoking cigarrettes, and aboard a fishing "vessel" presumably fishing.
At least one fish-fuck is a self-proclaimed "captain," that one in particular ubtained the title: Captain Fish-Fuck.
Eric is such a fish-fuck... always.
1. historically, a fishing boat that would fish for pickled herring would come in to dock last. so "coming in off the pickle boat" or "falling off the pickle boat" would mean that you're the last to find something out, and would like an ass for saying it.
2. alternate definition: a cock that's bent in a downward angle when hard.
Q: "Did you know that OJ killed Nicole?"
A: "Dude, I didn't just fall off the pickle boat you know."
Q: "Yo Keith, why your ass bleedin' so bad?"
A: "Huh? Wha? Yeesh, I just fell off the pickle boat!"
|3.||Glass Bottom boat|
When a person shits on on top of a glass table, while someone under neath masturbates to it. like as you would watch fish in a real glass bottom boat.
Kelly did a glass bottom boat for me while i jacked off. She's such a freak!
Niggafish is a rare species of fish found in the ocean. they thrive off stealing crackafish food by using violence. If you ever come across a nigga fish swim away quickly or lock your boat doors. Typically 12 inchers.
Person One: Did you see that nigga fish in the water?
Person Two: Yea I ran back to my boat and locked all the doors!
|5.||Glass Bottomed Boat|
This is for poop freaks that might not want to go all the way. Person A (the shitter) and person B (the target a.k.a the person "shat" upon) Person B lays under a glass top coffee table while looking up. Person A takes a dump over the persons face, or other appropriate area of choice. Thus simulating being "pooped on" without all the mess. (I belive the smell could still be an issue)
origin: unknown, though based on glass bottom boats used to watch fish .
"After we scored few lines of coke off my glass topped coffee table, I climbed under it and had my "lover" straddle on top, with her cheeks spread. Her ass opened like the mouth of a lamprey and deposited a big healthy turd over my face. I licked the glass as if I were a fish under a "glass bottomed boat"
In Australia it is used usually to describe a Greek, Italian or Leb, as these are the most common ethnics.
"Oh did you see Carlos out there with his Monaro?"
"Oh yeah that FOB!"
|7.||great glass elevator|
Also known as an 'inverted glass bottom boat.' This is when you encounter a girl who is so slutty that vaginal intercourse is completely out of the question. In fact, her level of whore-ness is so great that you have to worry about the disease and infestation that has made its way to her anal-cavity. One condom will not suffice with this bitch, and the risk of breaking a condom while double bagged is too great, so the only viable option is to lay a piece or saran wrap over her asshole before proceeding with insertion. This added layer of protection will help protect against most unwanted diseases.
That bitch was so dirty I had take the Great Glass Elevator all the way to the top!
Bitch ain't gonna shit right after I get off the Great Glass Elevator.