When a woman or man has the inability to perform the act of fucking the shit outta their partner while on top. All they do is flop around in the vagina or on the cock like a fish on dry land!
Bill: Wow John, I had this bitch over the other night that couldn't rid the cock too well!
John: U mean to tell me u fucked a sex fish?!
|16.||Dirty south boss|
a dirty south boss is considered the type of guy to fuck anything the walks in front of his cock. He is usually seen rolling in cars with 24inch mags and fish tanks on the dash.
The dirty south boss has a huge cock that penertrates bitches "all day eeeerrrryyyy day"
Have you seen that Tosh guy??
He fucked that girl so hard while etting his butt hole licked out by another chick!!
He is such a Dirty south boss!!
When two people are attempting to shake hands and some sort of mishap occurs such as one person partially missing the other person's hand and ending up shaking just their fingers.
Grabbing just fingers is terrible and is sometimes misinterpreted as giving someone a limp fish handshake. Both the limp fish and just fingers make a terrible impression on both close friends and complete strangers leading to harsh reactions ranging from a moment of unspoken awkwardness, to outright ridicule or even death in some cultures.
Therefore if a handshake mishap occurs the best resolution is to immediately ask for a handshake reset. While this will not completely absolve the handshake mishap it does go a long way towards making things right.
Guy 1: Damn it! I was on my job interview and there was a handshake mishap and I ended up grabbing just fingers.
Guy 2: Did the interviewer say anything?
Guy 1: No but I could tell there was just a moment of unspoken awkwardness. He probably thought I was giving him the limp fish and was put off by it.
Guy 2: Did you ask for a handshake reset?
Guy 1: No I totally blanked!
Guy 2: Dude you're fucked! No way you're getting that job. You should have just walked out mid-interview and saved everyone's time. At least be glad he didn't kill you because he was within his rights to do so. I know I would have.
To be totally fucked. Fucked full circle.
dude after getting caught getting my wife's sister pregnant, at work, wile smoking crack i was in a total fucksphere!
|19.||the rusty fishhook|
When performing the act of sex while in the doggy style position and entering vaginally, use your index finger to slide in and out of her brown eye. If you realize your finger is becoming engulfed in matter of a brown nature, swing your finger up to her mouth and hook her like a fish.
Billy: I was tapping Tammy from behind and doing that thing she loves with my finger in her ass, but then I realized my finger was covered in shit.
Jim: That's fucked up. What did you do?
Billy The Rusty Fishhook.
Jim: God damn right.
When you're fucking someone from behind and they seem to be losing interest, pop your finger in your asshole and fish hook 'em in the mouth with it.
"I was really going to town on Martha's hindquarters and suddenly she struck me as corpse-like, I assumed I'd broken her spine and literally fucked her to death, but I had to give her an old fashioned Nova Scotia just to make sure. The good news is she'd simply fallen asleep, the bad news is she bit my finger off."
a dirty smelly unwashed kooch just like what charlene africa has
charlene has a nasty fish from being fucked by 99% percent of the worlds male population