Sloppy Firsts 

Used to indicate a person who has such a large penis, that even when he gets some badly used up poon, it would be like having sex for the first time due to said large penis

Friend: That girl is a ho, I bet she was loose like a jellyfish?
Me: Au contraire, my dick is so big it was sloppy firsts to me.
Friend: What are sloppy firsts?
Me: Something you will never experience....

Sloppy Firsts by drunkendukh August 16, 2009

Fresh Firsts

When someone is the first to engage in sexual activities (usually vaginal intercourse) with an innocent female leaving only the ravaged and mangled vagina for the next poor fellow. The complete antithesis of Sloppy Seconds.

CJ: Hey dude, you know he's fucking your ex right?
Thomas: Yeah, it's all good though, i got fresh firsts a while ago
*high fives*

Fresh Firsts by see jay April 27, 2009

throwing firsts 

Indicating the person who instigated the fight.

Calvin was throwing firsts and Ernest was catching the ones

throwing firsts by Sir Awesome McFly January 7, 2018

frozen firsts

Having sex with a emotionally cold or remote female virgin-typically a tease

Male 1-lets all do that chick
male 2-Hell yea...but im goin first...no sloppy seconds for me.
male 4-yea sure mate...you can have frozen firsts

frozen firsts by caedes451 January 9, 2006

Fuck 'em firsts 

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.

I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.

Fuck 'em firsts by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023

Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release.... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release....

Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release.... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

First Family Of Freestyle BMX 

The Definition of First Family Of Freestyle

FURMAGE
BMX Freestyle Pioneer and Original Vans member 1982 William "Crazy Lacy" Furmage and his 2 sons Christopher and Corey are the oldest ( father and sons ) BMX Freestyle team / riders out there today.

Crazy Lacy Furmage First Family Of Freestyle BMX

First Family Of Freestyle BMX by Rad Rider June 1, 2011